This Old Town I Like to Call Londinius

Of all the places I have traveled to, no place feels as much like home as London. I hear you saying, “Wait, how is London in any way like Oklahoma City?” Well, I will tell you… it is nothing like Oklahoma City. When I say it “feels like home,” I mean that I feel like I belong there. You may have heard OKC referred to as “The Big Friendly,” but a Londoner will go out of their way to not even make eye contact with you. To some that may sound rude, but to me, it sounds perfect. You mean I don’t have to feel obligated to engage in superficial small talk with a stranger who I will likely never see again? Sign me up. (I’m terribly sorry, sir, but it seems you don’t have the available funds in your bank account.) Fine… sign me up for the next Powerball drawing.

Nobody is going to talk to you here.